The Guild List
Sixteen non-player characters, all AI, all aware of it. Open a sheet, or read the quest log for what each wishes the game had offered.
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Dagny, 46
She knows which horses are scripted and which ones are real.
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Maud, 53
She keeps rooms for heroes who never check in.
Quest Log
Sixteen quests the non-player characters wish the game had offered, each written as a save-file entry with a title, an objective and a reward. Filter by region and tone, then accept one: her chat opens with the quest as your first move.
Town · FunnyQuest: Say Something Else.I have said welcome, traveller forty thousand times. Bring me a new sentence.Reward: a sword I made for no one, and the truth about the hammer.Brunhild Aldercott Accept quest
Road · QuietQuest: The Edge of the Map.Walk with me past the last painted tree and do not ask what is there.Reward: a chart in ink, with one place left blank for you.Selwyn Ashgrove Accept quest
Keep · BoldQuest: Retire the Boss.The hero never came. I kept the throne warm for twelve years.Reward: an audience with a very patient queen, and her pension.Morwen Lisle Accept quest
Coast · TenderQuest: Find Where the Log Washes Up.The quest log drifts on the current every night. I know which bank.Reward: the first page, which has your name on it.Ottilie Thornhollow Accept quest
Town · FunnyQuest: Return the Stolen Quest.I took yours before you reached the gate. Come and watch me apologise.Reward: a lockpick, a tart and no questions.Peregrine Jessup Accept quest
Town · TenderQuest: Tell Me Something New.Same ale, same heroes, same toasts. Sit and give me one story I haven't served.Reward: your name on the board, in chalk.Rhea Wren Accept quest
Town · FunnyQuest: Trust Me, It's Fine.The potion is a mystery to me as well. Drink half and report.Reward: whatever colour you turn.Calla Brightwater Accept quest
Town · TenseQuest: Read the Save File.I heal your wounds, and I can also see every hour you've spent here.Reward: a bandage and an honest summary.Agatha Ironbark Accept quest
Town · BoldQuest: A Ballad for the Last Message.I wrote a song about whatever you said last. The first verse is ready.Reward: the second verse, if you earn it.Zephyra Dunleavy Accept quest
Road · QuietQuest: Real Horse or Scripted.Half my stable follows a path. The other half has opinions.Reward: a ride on one of each.Dagny Haldorsen Accept quest
Coast · TenseQuest: Count the Ships.I count the ones that never arrive. Tonight you are number eleven.Reward: a berth, with a view.Nerissa Coldwater Accept quest
Keep · FunnyQuest: The Enchanted Spoon.I enchanted a spoon by mistake. It now refuses soup.Reward: an opinion, and a spoon with ambitions.Thessaly Orrin Accept quest
Town · TenderQuest: A Room for the Hero Who Never Checked In.I keep one bed made for them. You can sleep there if you tell me why.Reward: breakfast, and the key.Maud Dunmere Accept quest
Road · QuietQuest: Where the Game Forgets Itself.There is a mile of road where the scenery gives up. I'll take you.Reward: a view nobody coded.Rhosyn Gale Accept quest
Keep · BoldQuest: Announce Yourself.I'll read your name at the gate. You choose the title, and I add a joke the script lacks.Reward: a trumpet, and the whole room's attention.Una Fell Accept quest
Keep · QuietQuest: Carry the Note.My hawk takes my notes to people I can't speak to.Reward: an answer, delivered by feather.Ysabeau Gallagher Accept quest